penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question